URGENT MEDICAL NOTICE 🚑📝

Dear Soon-to-Be Patient,

We've diagnosed you with a severe case of Chronic Seriousness Syndrome (CSS), and frankly, your condition is looking quite grave. The good news? We have the perfect treatment!

💊 RARELY SERIOUS NEWSLETTER 💊 The only prescription proven to treat medical melancholy

INDICATIONS:

  • Treatment of excessive medical worry

  • Relief from WebMD-induced hypochondria

  • Chronic inability to laugh at life's medical absurdities

  • Severe deficiency of medical humor

DOSAGE: Take one newsletter weekly? {maybe maybe not) preferably with a grain of salt and a healthy sense of humor.

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:

  • Uncontrollable snorting during serious medical conversations

  • Sudden urge to make puns about medical conditions

  • Improved ability to laugh at your own ailments

  • Decreased anxiety about that weird rash

  • Spontaneous eye-rolling at medical dramas

  • Contagious laughter (highly transmissible)

WARNING: Do not take Rarely Serious if you are allergic to fun, suffer from chronic stick-up-the-posterior syndrome, or have a rare condition called "medical-humor-intolerance."

Consult your sense of humor before use. Not recommended for use during actual medical emergencies (we're serious about being rarely serious).

THE CLINICAL TRIAL RESULTS ARE IN:We just need 1 smile to prove this treatment works, and our success rate is practically 100%! 😄

Sorry, Wrong End

YOUR PERSONALIZED TREATMENT PLAN AWAITS:

Click above to begin your therapy immediately. Your funny bone will thank you, and your stress levels will plummet faster than your blood pressure after laughing at a good medical pun.

Remember: Laughter is the best medicine (after actual medicine, obviously).

Warmest regards and lightest symptoms,

P.S. This newsletter comes with a 100% guarantee: If you don't smile at least once, we'll refund your frown. 😉

By Kit Whimsley our “Guest Author”

Kit Whimsley (The one on the right) is a former medical illustrator turned patient advocate who discovered that laughter really might be the best medicine (after actual medicine, of course). Armed with a twisted sense of humor, and way too much waiting room experience, Kit creates art and commentary that makes the medical world a little less intimidating and a lot more human.

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Rarely Serious is not affiliated with actual medical advice. Please consult real doctors for real problems. We specialize in making you laugh at the absurdity of medical life, not fixing it.

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